What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 08:15

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
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Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.